Dear xy,
The product I've ordered from you hasn't arrived yet. I've inquired about it at the local post office, but unfortunately they couldn't help, they can't find it. I'm waiting for a couple of more days, but I would like to ask for a full refund. If the package should arrive in the meantime, I would pay the full price again of course.
Yours,
neved
Elég gagyi lett, a többiek biztos írnak majd jobbat.
As if all this was something more than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere, another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility...