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Linux toys:
Ubuntu - Electronic robot. As soon as you unpackage and plug in the batteries, it comes to life, steals your cookies and runs away. Comes in many flavours and colours.
Ubuntu Server - Electronic robot, all plastic hull stripped, toy gun replaced with actual working model.
Mint - Electronic robot with AI chip removed. Also comes with better paintjob.
Fedora - Toy railroad. Rails may not fit to future models. 100% nature safe.
Opensuse - Old-school die cast crane. Heavy, but indestructable. You can order personalized model at the website.
Debian - electronics set, 100% ecological. Can be constructed into a robot.
Debian oldstable - electronics set with emissive tubes. And they still fucking work! You don't even need to blow the dust!
Debian Sid - electronics set with uninsulated wires and weird-working components covered in blood. To be used in vacuum chamber under constant temeperature. During full moon night only. And don't forget virgin sacrifice.
Arch linux - a huge lego set bundled with a tome of instructions with little to no pictures. Compatible with third-party parts.
Gentoo - same, but instead of parts you get molds and granuled plastic.
LFS - Instead of molds you get plaster and pictures of how parts should look.
BLFS - Forget the molds.

You may corrupt the souls of men, but I am steel. I am doom.