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  2004-11-11 11:54:05 #1357

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  From: Headquarters
  To: All Hungarian Speaking Staff
  
  
  Subject: Improper Language Usage
  
  
  It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our
  office in Hungary that offensive language is commonly used by our Hungarian
  speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is
  highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All
  personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
  
  1. Words like basszameg, a kurva életbe, fasz and other such Expressions
  will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how
  heated a discussion may become.
  
  2. You will not say elbaszta when someone makes a mistake, or leszarták if
  you see someone being reprehended, or szar when a major mistake has been
  made. All forms and derivations of the verb szarni and baszni are utterly
  inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
  
  3. No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances
  will be referred to as faszfej, genya, szarházi or geci.
  
  4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as seggfej nor will persons
  who lack initiative be referred to as beszari.
  
  5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to
  as baromságok.
  
  6. Do not say baszogassa az anyukáját if somebody is persistent; do not add
  bazzzmeg, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.
  Furthermore, you must not say elbasztuk (refer to item 2) nor erre rá
  fogunk baszni when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
  
  7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say menj a picsába
  nor should you ever substitute ''May I help you?'' with, mi a faszt akarsz?''.
  
  8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial
  partners rohadt beszállítók.
  
  9. Do not say menjenek a picsába ezzel a szarral when a relevant project is
  presented to you, or should you ever answer lófasz a seggedbe when your
  assistance is required.
  
  10. You should never call partner representatives as rohadt dög or barom
  állat.
  
  11. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as
  dögös picsa, köcsög állat or buzi homokos.
  
  12. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say kitörlöm
  a seggem ezzel a szöveggel!
  
  Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.
  Thank you.
  

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