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#3988 fokukac nagyúr tildy #3899

2005-02-20 12:10:20 #3988
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Subject: a teremtes
Date: 1999. március 8. 19:26

>>#And God said:
>$Let there be light!
>Enter user id.
>God
>Enter password.
>Omniscient
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>Omnipotent
>Password incorrect. Try again.
>Technocrat
>
>>#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
>$'Let there be light!'
>bash: command not found
>$Create light
>Done
>$./Heaven; ./Earth
>>#And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
>>#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
>>#Approx. funds remaining: $92.50.
>
>>#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
>$Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
>bash: command not found
>$Create firmament
>Done.
>$./firmament
>>#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
>>#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
>>#Approx. funds remaining: $84.60.
>
>>#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
>$Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and
>$let the dry land appear and...
>bash: too many characters in specification string
>$Create dry_land
>Done.
>$./dry_land
>>#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
>>#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
>>#Approx. funds remaining: $65.00.
>
>>#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
>$Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
>bash: unspecified type
>$Create sun_moon_stars
>Done
>$./sun_moon_stars
>>#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
>>#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
>>#Approx. funds remaining: $54.00.
>
>>#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
>$Create fish
>Done
>$Create fowl
>Done
>$./fish, fowl
>>#And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
>> creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every
>> winged fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.
>>#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
>>#Approx. funds remaining: $45.00.
>
>>#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
>$Create cattle
>Done
>$Create creepy-things
>Done
>$Now let us make man in our image
>bash: unspecified type
>$Create man
>Done
>$Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and
>$have
>$ dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and
>$ over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth
>bash: too many command operands
>$./multiplication
>bash: execution terminated. 6 errors.
>$Insert breath
>Done
>$./multiplication
>bash: execution terminated. 5 errors.
>$mv man Garden of Eden
>bash: File Garden of Eden does not exist.
>$mkdir Garden.edn
>Done
>$mv ./man ./Garden.edn/man
>Done
>$./multiplication
>bash: execution terminated. 4 errors.
>$cp man woman
>Done
>$./multiplication
>bash: execution terminated. 3 errors.
>$insert woman into man
>bash: illegal parameters
>$insert man into woman
>Done
>$./multiplication
>bash: execution terminated. 2 errors.
>$Create desire
>Done
>$./multiplication
>>#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
>>#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
>$Create freewill
>Done
>$./freewill
>>#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
>bash: Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
>$undo desire
>bash: Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
>$Destroy freewill
>bash: Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
>bash: Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
>$help
>bash: Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
>bash: Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
>bash: Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
>$Create tree-of-knowledge
>>#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
>bash: Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
>$Create good, evil
>Done
>$Activate evil
>>#And God saw he had created shame.
>bash: Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn.
>bash: 1 errors.
>$search Garden.edn for man, woman
>bash: search: failed.
>$rm shame
>bash: shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
>$destroy freewill
>bash: Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
>bash: Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
>$stop
>bash: stop: command not found
>$Break
>$Break
>$Break
>>#Broadcast message from root (tty1) at 12:30:00, Friday, March 6.
>>#The system is going down to maintenance mode in 5 minutes!! Please log
>off.
>$Create new world
>bash: out of scpace, quota exceeded.
>bash: You must destroy old files before new ones can be created
>$Destroy earth
>bash: Destroy earth: Please confirm.
>$Destroy earth confirmed
>>#COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME
SUNDAY, MARCH 8
>>AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
>>#And God logged off at 12:35:59, Friday, March 6.
>>#Approx. funds remaining: $0.00.

>
> Be good! ...
> or be God! ...
#3903 Caesarion aktív tag tildy #3899

2005-02-18 16:46:54 #3903
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Látom hozzád is jár a ''krisztina''.
#3900 faster nagyúr tildy #3899

2005-02-18 16:14:39 #3900
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Aranyos.
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