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  2005-02-20 12:10:20 #3988

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  Subject: a teremtes
  Date: 1999. március 8. 19:26
  
  >>#And God said:
  >$Let there be light!
  >Enter user id.
  >God
  >Enter password.
  >Omniscient
  >Password incorrect. Try again.
  >Omnipotent
  >Password incorrect. Try again.
  >Technocrat
  >
  >>#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
  >$'Let there be light!'
  >bash: command not found
  >$Create light
  >Done
  >$./Heaven; ./Earth
  >>#And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
  >>#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
  >>#Approx. funds remaining: $92.50.
  >
  >>#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
  >$Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
  >bash: command not found
  >$Create firmament
  >Done.
  >$./firmament
  >>#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
  >>#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
  >>#Approx. funds remaining: $84.60.
  >
  >>#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
  >$Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and
  >$let the dry land appear and...
  >bash: too many characters in specification string
  >$Create dry_land
  >Done.
  >$./dry_land
  >>#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
  >>#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
  >>#Approx. funds remaining: $65.00.
  >
  >>#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
  >$Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
  >bash: unspecified type
  >$Create sun_moon_stars
  >Done
  >$./sun_moon_stars
  >>#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
  >>#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
  >>#Approx. funds remaining: $54.00.
  >
  >>#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
  >$Create fish
  >Done
  >$Create fowl
  >Done
  >$./fish, fowl
  >>#And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
  >> creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every
  >> winged fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.
  >>#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
  >>#Approx. funds remaining: $45.00.
  >
  >>#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
  >$Create cattle
  >Done
  >$Create creepy-things
  >Done
  >$Now let us make man in our image
  >bash: unspecified type
  >$Create man
  >Done
  >$Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and
  >$have
  >$ dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and
  >$ over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth
  >bash: too many command operands
  >$./multiplication
  >bash: execution terminated. 6 errors.
  >$Insert breath
  >Done
  >$./multiplication
  >bash: execution terminated. 5 errors.
  >$mv man Garden of Eden
  >bash: File Garden of Eden does not exist.
  >$mkdir Garden.edn
  >Done
  >$mv ./man ./Garden.edn/man
  >Done
  >$./multiplication
  >bash: execution terminated. 4 errors.
  >$cp man woman
  >Done
  >$./multiplication
  >bash: execution terminated. 3 errors.
  >$insert woman into man
  >bash: illegal parameters
  >$insert man into woman
  >Done
  >$./multiplication
  >bash: execution terminated. 2 errors.
  >$Create desire
  >Done
  >$./multiplication
  >>#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
  >>#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
  >$Create freewill
  >Done
  >$./freewill
  >>#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
  >bash: Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
  >$undo desire
  >bash: Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
  >$Destroy freewill
  >bash: Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
  >bash: Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
  >$help
  >bash: Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
  >bash: Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
  >bash: Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
  >$Create tree-of-knowledge
  >>#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
  >bash: Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
  >$Create good, evil
  >Done
  >$Activate evil
  >>#And God saw he had created shame.
  >bash: Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn.
  >bash: 1 errors.
  >$search Garden.edn for man, woman
  >bash: search: failed.
  >$rm shame
  >bash: shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
  >$destroy freewill
  >bash: Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
  >bash: Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
  >$stop
  >bash: stop: command not found
  >$Break
  >$Break
  >$Break
  >>#Broadcast message from root (tty1) at 12:30:00, Friday, March 6.
  >>#The system is going down to maintenance mode in 5 minutes!! Please log
  >off.
  >$Create new world
  >bash: out of scpace, quota exceeded.
  >bash: You must destroy old files before new ones can be created
  >$Destroy earth
  >bash: Destroy earth: Please confirm.
  >$Destroy earth confirmed
  >>#COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME
  SUNDAY, MARCH 8
  >>AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
  >>#And God logged off at 12:35:59, Friday, March 6.
  >>#Approx. funds remaining: $0.00.
  
  >
  > Be good! ...
  > or be God! ...

• #3903 Caesarion aktív tag tildy #3899

  2005-02-18 16:46:54 #3903

  Összes hozzászólása itt Válaszok az összes hozzászólására itt Válaszok erre a hozzászólásra

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  2005-02-18 16:14:39 #3900

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