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• #37299 CactuS Arcképgyáros tildy #37295

  2008-01-25 23:34:10 #37299

  Összes hozzászólása itt Válaszok az összes hozzászólására itt Válaszok erre a hozzászólásra

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  CactuS

  Arcképgyáros

  válasz tildy #37295 üzenetére

  Ez nem diszkrimináció?

  Nagyon off, meg angol, akik nem értik, azoktól elnézést, de nme tudom linkelni, így csak a copy marad

  virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come
  over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
  big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
  after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
  for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
  before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
  some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
  the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
  He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
  sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
  condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
  pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
  thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
  That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
  house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
  so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
  The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
  where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
  offers to say grace and bows his head.
  A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
  with his head down.
  10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
  Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
  girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
  boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
  The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
  father was a pharmacist."
  

  yetike: Mintha láttam volna már 1-2 képet róla, az egyiken talán valahol ült valami spagetti pántos felsőben. De nem vennék rá mérget.

• #37298 EQMontoya veterán tildy #37295

  2008-01-25 23:33:27 #37298

  Összes hozzászólása itt Válaszok az összes hozzászólására itt Válaszok erre a hozzászólásra

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  EQMontoya

  veterán

  válasz tildy #37295 üzenetére

  ok, akkor 3 napig nem fogjuk itt látni, úgy érzem. utána pedig heves izomlázra fog panaszkodni.

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