Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
>during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
>
>1.Weightlifting commentator: ''This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
>her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.''
>
>2. Dressage commentator: ''This is really a lovely horse and I speak
>from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.''
>
>3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: ''I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
>mother
>and father.''
>
>4. Boxing Analyst: ''Sure there have been injuries, and even some
>deaths
>in boxing, but none of them really that serious.''
>
>5. Softball announcer: ''If history repeats itself, I should think
>we
>can expect the same thing again.''
>
>6. Basketball analyst: ''He dribbles a lot and the opposition
>doesn't
>like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.''
>
>7. At the rowing medal ceremony: ''Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of
>the
>IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.''
>
>8. Soccer commentator: ''Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like
>they've
>got eleven Dicks on the field.''
>
>9. Tennis commentator: ''One of the reasons Andy is playing so well
>is
>that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
>them... Oh my God, what have I just said?''