M@il-ben jött, s így, angolul adom tovább a poén kedvéért
Gun Shop Owner: ''Hi, How can I help you?
Client: ''I'm lookin' for a gun.''
Owner: ''What kind of gun are you lookin' for?''
Client: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): ''That one looks about right.''
Owner: (very surprised): '' Why do you need a .44 magnum?''
Client: ''It's for shootin' at cans.''
Owner: (pointing at a small handgun): ''Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans.''
Client (pointing again at the .44): ''Nah, I need this one.''
Owner: ''OK, what kind a cans are you shooting at?''
Client: ''Mexi-cans.......Puertori-cans........Afri-cans......Maro-cans........''
'Fel a fejjel!' - mondta a hóhér XVI. Lajosnak a vérpadon...